After their failed attempt to buy BMW-Sauber, the mysterious Qadbak are kicked out of football too (link
While in complete contrast to Qadbak's fortunes, Tony Fernandes, boss of the new Lotus F1 team, is apparently bidding to buy West Ham United (link
Will Lotus paint their cars claret and blue? Will West Ham be sponsored by Lotus?
You couldn't make it up, sick as a parrot, that was never a penalty, the Referee's a w... etc - will these replace "for sure" in the drivers press conference?